Fox News wins the prize for the largest bar to represent 4% ever.
Damn you Tumblr for not letting these upload in a photoset.
Me: So this is what it’s come to?
Me: … [silence. because slicing open your wrists doesn’t make any noise]
Yeah right, I wish that’s what they did. All the ones I’ve ever been with go from side to side like a snake and then stop after a minute and a half. Like, that’s all I needed to do!
I’ve always stuck with “The Alphabet”… Expert mode: Cursive.
I does da pinball meffod coz it alwayz winz da replay. Booyakasha.
Jon: ”This brings us to the subject of our new segment: You are aware that the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex gives us the ability to store and recall past events as they occurred, right?”
Football stuffed codpiece.