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Fox News wins the prize for the largest bar to represent 4% ever.
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![Me: So this is what it’s come to?Hollywood: Yes.Me: … [silence. because slicing open your wrists doesn’t make any noise]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5j0mdt0DZ1qmisv2o1_r1_400.gif)
Me: So this is what it’s come to?
Hollywood: Yes.
Me: … [silence. because slicing open your wrists doesn’t make any noise]
Yeah right, I wish that’s what they did. All the ones I’ve ever been with go from side to side like a snake and then stop after a minute and a half. Like, that’s all I needed to do!
I’ve always stuck with “The Alphabet”… Expert mode: Cursive.
I does da pinball meffod coz it alwayz winz da replay. Booyakasha.
(Source: keta-cat)
Jon: ”This brings us to the subject of our new segment: You are aware that the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex gives us the ability to store and recall past events as they occurred, right?”
Football stuffed codpiece.
(Source: drunkonstephen, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
