February 2012
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Man Poses As Denny’s Manager, Cooks Burger →
Wearing a maroon tie and with a briefcase in hand, James B. Summers, 52, strolled confidently into a Madison, Wisc., Denny’s restaurant ready to start his first day of work as general manager. There was just one problem– he wasn’t hired for the job.
“He claimed he was the new general manager, that he had worked for the restaurant chain for 30-years and was starting his new job – right now,”...
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Shooting starts tomorrow
My best pal (whose film we’re shooting) and I have been catching up after not seeing each other for almost two years. It’s really great and I’m already taking it for granted that I only have six days here. I wouldn’t want to tell him to his face because he’d get all weird and then say something to make me uncomfortable, but I miss the shit out of this fellow and I...
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themainmane asked: Teal'c was in SG-1 primarily. He was in a few episodes of Atlantis, but sparingly. Are you sure you guys didn't watch SG-1? Or did it start with SG-1 and then you just started watching Atlantis?
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“Yeah ohmygod candy-flipping is like pure ecstacy.”
– Things overheard in a portland coffee shop
Actually lady, candy-flipping is far from “pure ecstacy” since 1. Ecstacy by definition is a mixture of narcotics without a consistent recipe, which is why there are so many different types of ecstacy and not one specific form that is...
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Anonymous asked: What happened with looktotheproles? It keeps returning the error screen.
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Sony's slogan for the new Playstation Vita is...
Children of the world listen to me. Stop playing, at some point. Please.
It’s the healthy way to go. Trust me.
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“People who say money won’t solve all your problems must have some pretty...”
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Bulletproof Polo Shirt - $3,475 →
Preferred digs of King Abdullah of Jordan and Steven Seagal.
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Traditionally Valentine's Day has never pissed me...
That said, all you happy people in love can go straight to hell.
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“Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
– Albert Einstein
“or by really awesome, expensive force.” - America
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Sony Hiked Up the Price of Whitney Houston’s Music... →
cognitivedissonance:
Oh, capitalism. You’re so ghoulish:
A mere 30 minutes after the announcement of Houston’s death became widespread, the price of her 2007 album “The Ultimate Collection” nearly doubled on iTunes from £4.99 ($7.87) to £7.99 ($12.61) as reported by Digital Spy. By Sunday evening, the album had dropped back to its original price. Initially, ire was directed at iTunes, but it...
trbngr:
things that i would like people to stop saying
how many fucks you do or do not give
whether or not i am mad, bro
whether or not i consist purely of jelly, bro
herp
derp
y u no anything
if you’ve read any cool stories recently
bro
confiding in me that you regret nothing
‘come at me bro’
‘sit the fuck down’
bro
Second.
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“The website looks great on my screen, but I want to come in to see it in person...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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machinegunmiddlefingers replied to your post: What’s worse than an episode of How I Met Your Mother?
JUST BECAUSE THAT BLOG DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN START STEALING MY MATERIAL (EHEM! RECAP SHOW POST)
For someone with some of the most selective memory of anyone with a heartbeat, you’ve got some nerve accusing me of stealing material from:
a. a blog (so basically your...
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“I never understand how a company produces a catalog and doesn’t have the...”
– My boss, via email. MY BOSS.
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What's worse than an episode of How I Met Your...
A clip show of HIMYM where they reminisce all their “hilarious” moments and “great” times that are so “entertaining” for “America”.
“America” is in quotes because the show is still on the air. And that ain’t my America.
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Anonymous asked: What's your vertical?
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So far this morning I’ve been given an extended hug, had an unsolicited offer for a free scone, and been told I’m like Superman.
I either got it going on today or I’m dying. Whichever the case, I’m into it.
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